A little over a decade ago, I woke in the middle of the night to a knock that changed everything. The police were at my door. I had committed an act years prior that was admittedly against the law, and they were finally there to punish me. After posting bond, I felt cornered by two…
Shame is conceited. Hear me out…
“Everyone is looking at me” is the first thought in my head when I walk into a store. Not because I am wearing a flashy pimp coat, not because I make a scene, but because of a mistake I made 15 years ago. So yes, that is the most conceited thing I can think of….
Self-Belief over Self-Sabotage
Ever sat across from someone and taught them something that you are passionate about? Ever explained how “easy” it is to accomplish the thing? Ever sat there and wished you knew how to take your own advice? That’s me. Believing in yourself is hard. End of post. End of story. But dammit it is so…
Teddy Roosevelt was wrong and cost me 42 THOUSAND! There are lions up in that Bitch!
Theodore Roosevelt…douche extraordinaire. TOTALLY KIDDING! Great man, but his speech given in France in 1940 needs a part two…. Why couldn’t some frenchman have spoke up and asked “Bonjour there Teddy….why does it take courage to go in to the arena?” Had someone have asked, He may have been prodded to answer with “because there…
2026-Worthy? Or Nah? I choose Hell, but why?
I am fucking worthy! I am capable, but do I believe it? Not a chance in hell.

